Garter

Being ladies/women/womyn/female/sistahs/girlies/girlymen/whatevs

I thought that possibly we could skip the whole garter thing. Lets face it - Twinkie is the most gorgeous sexy thing to walk the face of the earth and not sure how I'd feel having her rip a garter from my upper thigh. I doubt it would look very PG13. So, because my mind sometimes decides things on its own, I decided - nope, no garter. Although my 84 year old uncle might be okay with that, I'm not comfortable showing him that. In my mind, decided.

Just now, Twinkie and I were lurking wedding pictures of "the ghosts of years past" and came across a picture of a guy doing the garter thing to a wedding girl. In a white frou frou dress. I said thank goodness we won't be doing that. Twinkie looked at me and said "I am so doing that. Totally. Absolutely"

I hope someone spikes my uncle, mother and stepfather's drinks with medicinal marijuana if that is what is coming down the pipe.

Zut alors.